10 things you will only hear a hipster say

Hipsters are known for many things: ironic fashion statements, pretentious attitudes, and a carefully curated social media presence. They possess a constantly updated library of obscure bands to love when their current favourite gets too popular to be cool anymore. And they take their food very seriously – Huffington post

These are ten common things that only hipsters say…

“No, I did not borrow this jersey from my grandmother”.

“My pants aren’t too short.”

“I eat anything organic and home made.” (Takes picture of bacon and posts it to Instagram)

“Instagram understands me. I can express myself there like I can’t even describe.”

“Commercial music is totally dumb. (turns up song of the Lumineers)”

“I will never support big corporations as they want people to conform to their norms” (sent via iPhone)

“No my eyesight is perfectly fine.”

“My beard is ironic.”

“This band sounds so much better on vinyl.”

“I dress this way because I’m not like anybody else, I am real.”