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The Kitchen Tapes

by William Sadler

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1.
I don't care if it rains all day I wasn't going out anyway All by myself but I'm not alone I'm talkin' to my baby on the telephone I dial her number and she says, "Hello" And I say, "Hey Babe. What do you know?" And I get happy right down to my bones Talkin' to my baby on the telephone If I was there I'd bring her coffee in her favorite cup We'd stay in bed all day, and talk about whatever came up Now if I was a secret agent man On a dangerous mission to the Yucatán I wouldn't care if my cover got blown I'm talkin' to my bay on the telephone I hear her voice and my whole world starts to smile Best kick your shoes off girl, this phone call may last a while If I was in the witness protection plan Being chased by the mob just as hard as they can I wouldn't care if it was Al Capone I'm talkin' to my baby on the telephone If I was the President you know what I would do? If they said, "Sir, we have Putin for you on line number two." I'd say, "I don't care if you've got the Pope in Rome! I'm talkin' to my baby on the telephone." If I was there, I'd bring her coffee in her favorite cup We'd stay in bed all day, and talk about whatever came up Now I know what you're thinkin' this guys over the hill But long as I can pay that ol' telephone bill I'll hang on 'till the cows come home Just talkin' to my baby Talkin' to my baby Talkin' to my baby on the tel……the telephone
2.
There are potions and pills, that cure all kinds of ills All the aches and the pains and the flus And they work pretty well but from what I can tell They still ain't found a cure for the blues So if your love life is causing you grief Well I think I can offer relief I couldn't help but notice when you walked through that door You displayed the classic symptoms of femme sans l' amour You need a doctor Baby, and I'm the doctor of love Made my diagnosis from that look in your eye An acute lack of lovin' from a cute kinda guy You need a doctor Baby and I'm the doctor of love Don't have an office, got no degree But can help you child your satisfaction's guaranteed I'll do all I can to ease your situation From the laying on of hands to mouth to mouth resuscitation 'Scuse me if I stare but it's so hard to believe Somebody up and left you with your heart on your sleeve You need a doctor Baby and I'm the doctor of love Lucky thing for us that we got together Now tell me where it hurts so I can kiss and make it better I won't tell your mama if you don't tell my pa But tonight I'm gonna love you 'till we both say "Ahhh.." Listen to me Mama, please heed my warnin' Take these two arms tonight and call me in the mornin' You need a doctor Baby and I'm the doctor of love Ya know what? I don't play piano and I don't play no horn But I've been playin' doctor since before you were born You need a doctor Baby and I'm the doctor of love
3.
It goes without sayin' the day's gonna end And it goes without sayin' it'll come 'round again But in matters of love this is simply not so In matters of love, without sayin' it goes And it goes without sayin' a garden needs rain There's no need to tell it what to do in the Spring But a love left unspoken is a love that won't grow In matters of love, without sayin' it goes In matters of love, without sayin' it goes So tell her just tell her what's there in your heart And let those words fall where they may For lovers left wandering around in the dark Are lovers who wander away Oh the world has been turning a long time it's true And it'll go on forever with no help from you But in matters of love this is simply not so In matters of love, without sayin' it goes In matters of love, without sayin' it goes
4.
Gather 'round all you folks who love the high life I'd like to read a little chapter out of my life I should begin at the beginning But the end is where it starts And in the end, it's just a sad tale of two hearts It's a classic case of heartbreak, you've heard it all before 'Bout a man who won the battle, and lost the war If you use imagination to fill in the missing parts Please remember, it's just a sad tale of two hearts And it was the best of times, it was the worst of times It's one of life's great crimes I let us drift apart But if she came back to me, Oh I'd do things differently But you can't change history, not in a tale of two hearts You can lose your way so easy when you're on your own And it's a far, far longer road then I've ever known Though the ending has been written, I can't see ahead that far That's how it goes in a sad tale of two hearts And it was the best of times, it was the worst of times It's one of life's great crimes I let us drift apart But if she came back to me, Lord I'd do things differently But you can't change history, not in a tale of two hearts No you can't change history in a tale of two hearts
5.
In the cold early hours, of a middle age morning She watches him dress like she does everyday He doesn't look different but she hardly knows him Her intimate stranger is drifting away They used to make such lovely music together They sang and they danced and they laughed until dawn But in the cold early hours of a middle age morning She wonders where all the sweet music has gone Where the music has gone, are they dancing like we use to do? Is the harmony sweet? Is the sky always blue? Are they playing our song, or have we waited too long To get back to the place where the music has gone? She remembers a young man, a handsome romancer Disarming and charming and full of his songs But people get jaded and the colors get faded And she wonders again where the music has gone Where the music has gone, are they dancing like we used to do? Is the harmony sweet? Is the sky always blue? Are they playing our song, or have we waited too long To get back to the place where the music has gone? He says that he love her and she wants to believe him But the words kinda hang in the silence of dawn After all of this time, she knows she won't leave him The words sound alright but the melody's gone She nurses her coffee on a middle age morning She stares into space and she waits for a sign After years of lost causes and long awkward pauses The lady's still hoping that someday she'll find Where the music has gone, Oh the lady is longin' to go Where they dance like she did half a lifetime ago Everything in her world she would sell for a song If she could only go back to where the music has gone
6.
Key of C 02:16
I wanna play something in the key of C The key of C is just fine with me I'm as happy as a man can be As long as we keep it in the key of C I learned to play on my daddy's knee and fellas he Was stubborn as a donkey He only showed me one key And the key was C. It's gonna have to do for me Now if we play it in A or B, you won't see my virtuosity I got nothin' 'gainst D or E or F or G. But goodness me C's a key that's got no sharps or flats and fellas that's The reason I keep sayin', long as we keep playin' In the key of C it's absolutely fine with me When I try to play a jazzy riff, my hands get stiff Augmented or diminished Oh Honey lamb I'm finished So the key of C is gonna have to do for me, oooeee But I can play a song so sweet without those sharps and flats That mean ol' dogs behave like pussy cats Republicans begin to dance like Democrats When I play it in the key of C oooeee Play it in the key of C won't you please Play it in the key of C
7.
You don't have to say it, I can see it in your eyes Right there plain as day, all the pain and the surprise You lost someone you love ya didn't get to say "goodbye" You don't have to say it, I can see it in your eyes You don't have to say it, you can hear them on the wind All those lovely voices that we'll never hear again Swallowed up and silent, down the road and 'round the bend You don't have to say it, you can hear them on the wind I was sure what heaven was when I was just a kid Angels floatin' 'round on clouds At least I thought they did Now I'm not so sure these days it's hard to tell This may not be the afterlife, but it's pretty close to hell You don't have to say it, it's written on the shore And every wave that comes erases just a little more Until you can't remember what all those tears were for You don't have to say it, it's written on the shore You don't have to say it, it's written on the shore
8.
Five o'clock in the station, with no clear destination Lord he's just killin' time, "Can you spare us a dime?" hear him say Got some scars to remind him, got his best years behind him Ah but he's got enough change to buy him some Night Train And it takes him, takes him away A worn out man with worn out dreams And a pair of worn out shoes Blownin' down that ol' road again Like yesterday's news, yesterdays news Tellin' folks in the breadlines, how he once made the headlines He knew where he was goin' 'tll a cold wind came blownin' one day And it does not surprise him, they don't recognize him 'Cause he traded his good name for a ride on the Night Train And it takes him, takes him away A worn out man with worn out dreams Tryin' to shake these worn out blues Blownin' down the ol' road again Like yesterday's news, yesterday's news An American story. Born and raised in the USA In the land of hope and glory And we let him slip away We let him slip away Tryin' to sleep in your doorway. Tryin' to keep out of your way Then without any warning the blue skies of morning turn gray As the first the first drops of rain fall, he hears the ol' train call And he'll raise to his feet an' shuffle off down the street And let the Night Train take him away A worn out man with worn out dreams And nothin' left to lose Blownin' down that ol' road again Like yesterday's news, yesterday's news Yesterday's news
9.
I knew a man, put his heart on a shelf When he was a frightened young kid And then spent his life being somebody else Always missing the part that he hid Stand on the porch, with the sun on your back The words raining down like a fist "Wait 'till your father gets home young man He ain't gonna tolerate this." Let's raise a glass to those who are gone And one more for those who are here Then if you can find that frightened young man Let him know he's got nothin' to fear "Sparing' the rod's gonna spoil that child" Wisdom passed down through the years No one was spoiled, and no one was spared And no one can count all the tears Let's raise a glass to those who are gone And one more for those who are here And then if you can find that frightened young man Let him know he's got nothin' to fear We did the best that we could We only did what we thought we should Summers and winters blow away in the wind And pile up along a stone wall Take what you need, and use leave the rest You don't have to carry it all Let's raise a glass to those who are gone And one more for those who are here Then if you can find that frightened young man Let him know he's got nothin' to fear
10.
Take me by the hand. Walk across the field with me Let's look back at the house and tell me what you see The roof looks like it leaks, could use a coat of paint It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't Now you can lean on friends when you're feeling low They may take you in if you got no place to go But that's a situation that calls for some restraint It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't Folks believe in Heaven, a place they've never seen They'd sell the family cow to get those magic beans They believe in miracles. Doesn't that sound quaint? It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't Maybe there's a Heaven like the people say Maybe there's a god can wash my sins away But that's a lot of maybes and I ain't been no saint It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't Now people fall in love. That's just a natural fact Sometimes the one you fall for, doesn't love you back You can write your congressman. You can file a complaint But it is what it is and it ain't what it ain't I believe in love. What a thing to say I held it in my hands and let it slip away If it came around again I'm pretty sure I'd faint It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't
11.
Buffalo Snow 03:36
Waist deep in Buffalo snow How strange it seems in all of my dreams I'm waist deep in Buffalo snow On a cold, still night, 'neath an old porch light With the snow drifting' down Diamonds all around Waist deep in Buffalo snow Sounds strange I know, all of that snow But that's just the way that it goes That's the attitude at that latitude Wood smoke in the air, I just stood there and stared And for a minute or two, the world was brand new Watching my tracks disappear They filled with snow all those years ago But I can still see them from here See what I mean? It's only a dream Diamonds drift through the light As I stood there that night Waist deep in Buffalo snow I was just a kid, but that's what I did And even this far down the road If I look just right, I can see that light With the snow drifting through When the world was brand new
12.
You told me that you loved me You said we'd never part I wanted you so badly, I believed with all my heart Now it's been a year since you left me dear And I can't seem to forget I guess I'll always love you, you lyin' sack of shit I guess I'll always love you I'm a fool to want you back The way you drove out of my life In my brand new Cadillac The torch of love I carry Is the very one you lit I guess I'll always love you, you lyin' sack of shit (Spoken) I hope that car drives as good for you As it once did for us I think of you 'most everyday As I run to catch the bus But a love like ours means more than cars And it's painful to admit I guess I'll always love you, you lyin' sack of shit I guess I'll aways love you I prob'ly always will Even if I save enough to buy Another Coupe Deville Until that day I'll walk away From love every chance I get I guess I'll always love you, you Lyin' sack of shit Oh I guess I'll always love you, you lyin' sack of shit

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WILLIAM SADLER - THE KITCHEN TAPES is a collection of my original songs, mostly recorded at my old farm house in Upstate NY, with an astonishingly talented handful of musicians, sound engineers, and friends. Some of these songs I wrote years ago to perform live at coffee houses in LA. Others are much newer, the result of time off during the pandemic. I hope to follow it up soon with my second album, WILLIAM SADLER’S GREATEST HITS, VOLUME THREE. (working title)

All profits from sales of this album go to benefit St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. (www.stjude.org)

I hope you’re all staying cool and having a fun summer and that you’ll check out “William Sadler- The Kitchen Tapes.” I loved every minute of writing and recording these songs, and I hope you’ll enjoy them too.

XOXO
William Sadler

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released August 1, 2023

Words and music; singing and vocals; and acoustic guitar by William Sadler. Background vocals by Steve Kirkman, Matthew Kulewicz, and Kiran Kumar. Bass by Steve Kirkman and Matthew Kulewicz. Violin by Deni Bonet. Piano by Jon Cobert. Dobro and electric guitar by Steve Kirkman. Percusion by Steve Kirkman and Matthew Kulewicz. Recording mastered by Scott Hull. Sound engineered by Matt Kulewicz. Cats herded by Carolyn Fulton.

Special thanks to Marni Bakst, Sadler Colley Bakst, and Danny Hallock for their unfailing love and support.

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William Sadler is best known as an actor in such films as BILL & TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY, DIE HARD 2 and SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, but he's been writing and performing songs since he was a boy, growing up on the family farm in Orchard Park NY. Now, after a lifetime dedicated to entertaining people on Broadway, on TV and in movies, he's turned his wit, humor, and heart back to his first love, music. Enjoy! ... more

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