Album Review: Steven Seagal’s Songs from the Crystal Cave

I didn’t have much going on this evening, so when I saw that Steven Seagal released an album in 2004 called Songs from the Crystal Cave, I knew what I had to do: listen to the whole thing immediately. Before he was besmirched in the scandal of being a sort of American Buddy of Choice of Vladimir Putin, Steven Seagal was known as a movie star. But in addition to this, he also had a…