Rihanna - ANTI (Guess what? She believes in it!)

[Subwaykid]

'Twas the night before ANTI, when all through the forum
Not a creature was giving a phuck, as was the norm;
The blunts were rolled by the ashtray with care,
In hopes that Rihanna soon would be there;
The hunties were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of coconuts danced in their heads​

Quoted for the new page.

Right. Well. See you all on New Years!

 

[Euphoria]

CRIHSTMAS IS CANCELLED!!!

 

[K94]

MIDNIGHT PACIFIC TIME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

 

[beyoncésweave]

It's even past midnight in Barbados!

 

[Bradcarq]

I'm shocked that even on the #ICONIC page 666 this still didn't come out. Thanks @TODAYshow.

 

[clockworknovak]

Fucking Hoda.

 

[Synthline]

Krampus stole the mastered files from her server. Crihstmas is ruined.

Spoiler

Plot twist: Jennifer her assistant is Krampus.

 

[Euphoria]

 

[strangekin]

Here's what came up when I googled "Rihanna satan"

 

[strangekin]

 

[imperialsteroid]

Fucking Hoda.

Why do I love you?

 

[clockworknovak]

Why do I love you?

 

[Euphoria]

 

[strangekin]

 

[TRAVVV]

Ok it's Christmas... the fuck is this album?!?

 

[clockworknovak]

Ok it's Christmas... the fuck is this album?!?

It's ANTi.

 

[Bobbyrae]

Where are you getting these?

Do you have ANTi?

 

[swim]

Where are you getting these?

Do you have ANTi?

Rihanna doesn't even have ANTI

 

[Bobbyrae]

Rihanna doesn't even have ANTI

You in danger, where the full stop at sis?

 

[Ray]

Save yourselves by adding .,?!., to your signature, that way each post is punctuated.

I can't believe the album was not released when page 666 came around, if PJ forum's black magic is not enough... what is?!