Steven Seagal Recorded A Dancehall Track And It’s More Insane Than It Sounds
The year was 2005 and Steven Seagal released an album titled “Songs from the Crystal Cave” and according to Wikipedia “The album features a mix of musical genres, including rock, reggae, and country music. Musicians collaborating on this album include Stevie Wonder and Lady Saw.”
But the song that appears to making it’s rounds on the internet these days is the dancehall track “Stut feat. Lady Strut”
Check out these sweet lyrics. It’s like Shakespeare wrote them himself.
Girl what you really want all night?
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night?
Me want the punani, see for make nice
She want the buddy
Him want the punani
And me know it nice
Say what you want about Steven Seagal but the man has lead an INSANE life and for better or worse this is absolutely part of his legacy.
AND in case you’d like to purchase Song from the Crystal Cave I tried to find a copy but there was nothing on Ebay and the only listing on Amazon wants $72!
Finally, Tom Segura’s stand-up routine on Steven Seagal which is absolute perfection.
Joe Williamson
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