It’s Only Because No One Else Has Said Anything

H/t to my friend’s little brother, who informed us of this and who, despite our incredulity, was vindicated, in part, by the celebrity gossip blogs.

But the word on the street (as of SEVERAL months ago and continuing still to this day) is that Miley Cyrus (a.k.a. Hannah Montana, a.k.a. The Daughter of Billy Ray “Achy Breaky Heart” Cyrus) is/was/pretended to be dating some guy from Pineville (Q93’s on it)– Justin Gaston, who, after getting his break on “Nashville Star” is now known as an underwear model.

Apparently, they have, at least once, attended church together. The NY Daily News says *gasp* that they’re already living together. She’s 15 (now 16). He’s 20. My apologies again to my friend’s brother, who had confirmed as much way before any story was published in the media.

Seeing how it’s the final day of 2008, I thought I’d call some attention to a little CenLa pop culture trivia you can share with your kids.

Justin, if she denies it all, just remember:

You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes when I’m gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I’ve been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone

You can tell my arms to go back onto the phone
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips
They won’t be reaching out for you no more

But don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don’t think it’d understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo